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farfatched 1 hours ago [-]
> Since business is going exceptionally well, we have the luxury of conducting layoffs from a position of strength rather than necessity. Wall Street generally prefers companies that produce the same revenue with fewer employees, so we are removing 10% of the employees and setting the expectation that the remaining 90% will figure it out.
I don't consider myself to be pro-business, but... how is this controversial?
magicalhippo 2 hours ago [-]
But to achieve the massive scale of our mission, we cannot default to operating as a heavily-layered organization. We must be a lean, hyper-focused team where every single individual is empowered to make a massive impact. [...] To achieve that, today we are flattening our org structure and reducing our overall team size by 10% of headcount.
Sounds like they're getting rid of a lot of middle-management? Proof is in the pudding I guess.
That said, the original isn't exactly inspiring or comforting. So long and thanks for all your hours, kinda.
p0w3n3d 2 hours ago [-]
Robin Hood you were supposed to take from the rich and give it to the poor!
zippyman55 7 hours ago [-]
But people still work at these garbage companies.
I get that they need a job somewhere, but with this lack of respect, I’d be looking immediately.
blitzar 5 hours ago [-]
> Robinhoodies,
We are one big family, until we dispose of you.
Ekaros 2 hours ago [-]
Also I thought it was Merry Men? Well certain subgroup is probably against using term Men and probably also anything considered merry in general. Still, it would have made so much sense.
newtonianrules 9 hours ago [-]
I challenge a CEO to just post the translation instead of the garbage they usually spew.
applfanboysbgon 9 hours ago [-]
Indeed. To be honest, the last two words of the translation alone really sum up the whole thing and would save everyone a lot of time and disrespectful, dishonest babbling.
I don't consider myself to be pro-business, but... how is this controversial?
Sounds like they're getting rid of a lot of middle-management? Proof is in the pudding I guess.
That said, the original isn't exactly inspiring or comforting. So long and thanks for all your hours, kinda.
We are one big family, until we dispose of you.